The spiders descended upon Earth with an enticing proposition for humanity: “Make us your rulers, and we will transform your world. Enjoy free energy, end wars, and join a galaxy-wide trading community that grants you access to the finest technology, food, and materials in the universe, including advanced sex bots. We will extend your lifespan to a thousand years, enhance your intelligence, and elevate global educational standards.”
“What’s the catch?” asked humanity.
“We get to eat one of your children every day,” replied the spiders. “They are yummy.”
“Any particular age group?” humanity asked, appalled yet curious.
“We prefer them innocent. Pure in thought. It gives the meat an electric resonance.”
“Is there any other deal we can have?” asked humanity.
“We could just eat you,” replied the spiders.
“Ah,” said humanity. “Are there any more catches?”