By Sandra
I hadn’t planned to be in a stinking alley at two am with the Fry brothers, and as a fist smacked into my jaw and my head snapped sideways, I had time to regret a number of life choices, which included – in no particular order –
Not learning a martial art from a young age – which would have seriously improved my chances in this situation.
Pretending I could play poker – a large part of why I was in this alley getting lamped.
Not moving out of mum’s house years ago – so I wouldn’t have been involved with Aunty-Pat-next-door’s problems.
Agreeing to help Aunty Pat find her missing – and annoying, and useless – son.
Making friends (of a sort) with Andy Pritchard, see above.
Oh, and not kissing Tracey Evans, in first school, when I had the chance. Nothing to do with this situation, but just representative of my life decisions.
