How long before they come?
I don’t really subscribe to conspiracy theories. I’m much more a proof of the pudding type of guy. Although, in my darkest moments, paranoia has been known to rear its ugly head. This usually happens when I find micro-transmitters hidden in the light sockets. My neighbour tells me it’s pretty normal stuff for our area and it is only the District Council looking for evidence of non-compliance with the green bag scheme. He’s a good guy my neighbour, although I’m not sure about his name. I thought Frank Zappa had cornered the whacko kid’s name market, but what kind of a handle is “M”?