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Jun 27 2009

How to make a cheap political point out someone’s bravery

I received an email from a friend: one of those circular, viral emails – this one was about Irena Sendler. Irena (real name Sendlerowa) was an exceptionally brave woman – she, along with a couple of dozen others in the Warsaw RGO managed to smuggle out about two and half thousand Jewish children, who would have probably ended up being killed by the Nazis.
Indeed Irena was herself nearly executed. In 1943 Sendler was arrested by the Gestapo, severely tortured, and sentenced to death. Żegota – the Council to Aid Jews –  saved her by bribing German guards on the way to her execution. She was left in the woods, unconscious and with broken arms and legs. She was listed on public bulletin boards as among those executed.
For the remainder of the war, she lived in hiding, but continued her work for the Jewish children. After the war, she dug up the jars containing the children’s identities and attempted to find the children and return them to their parents. However, almost all of their parents had been killed at the Treblinka extermination camp or had gone missing otherwise.
The email I received got some of this correct, some of it incorrect:
Irena Sendler – who recently died at 98 years of age, was a 2007 Nobel Peace Prize Nominee;
During WWII, Irena was given permission to work in the Warsaw Ghetto, as a plumbing/sewer specialist.  She had an ulterior motive.
Being German, Irena knew what the Nazi plan was for Jews.
Irena smuggled out infants in the bottom of a tool box she carried in the back of her truck.  She used a burlap sack for bigger children.
She also had a dog in the back that she trained to bark when Nazi soldiers let her in and out of the ghetto.  The soldiers wanted nothing to do with her dog.  The barking covered noises of the infants and children.
Irena managed to smuggle out and save 2500 infants and children, before she was caught!  The Nazi’s broke both her legs and arms, and beat her severely.
Irena kept a record in a jar buried under a tree in her back yard of all the children she smuggled out.
After the war, she tried to locate all parents that may have survived to reunite families, but most had been gassed.
The children she could not reunite were placed with foster families or adopted.
Irena was nominated for the 2008 Nobel Peace Prize.
She was not selected.
Al Gore won for a slide show on Global Warming!!!!????.
Help send this email around the world so that this ‘noble’ lady is remembered for her bravery.
The thing to remember about the internet is not everything is true – and this is particularly the case with these viral emails. Let’s look at this one:
Irena Sendler was Polish not German, and assisted by some two dozen others, she helped smuggle out 2500 Jewish children from the Ghettos – so she was not alone in here bravery. She did so by creating false documents – she worked in the Social Work department of the Warsaw City Council and was not a plumber – so not by smuggling them out in her tool-bag.
She did have her arms and legs broken by Germans – they were prison guards who were bribed to let her escape – they broke her arms and legs and left her in the woods, then listed her as executed. She WAS nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize, but it was in 2007, not 2008 and yes Al Gore DID win it that year, along with the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change. It was NOT for showing some slides, it was because he is fighting for change in our and Government attitudes towards climate change – this is the single most important thing facing us at the moment. He is doing this despite the fact that his political career is effectively over. He is doing it because he believes it is right.
The originators of this email are using it to rubbish Al Gore – because they are right win conspirators in the global war between the establishment and the people. Al Gore is a good man. This is a cheap way to make a political point and who receives this email should ask:
Why wasn’t Irena nominated in any of the previous years prior to 2007?
Why was she nominated the year that Al Gore was also nominated?
Why was a secret nomination system perverted to create such publicity around her nomination?
Was it because Al Gore was nominated? Surely not?
Is this all a big coincidence? I don’t think so.
irena-sendler

Irena Sendler

I received an email from a friend: one of those circular, viral emails – this one was about Irena Sendler. Irena (real name Sendlerowa) was an exceptionally brave woman – she, along with a couple of dozen others in the Warsaw RGO managed to smuggle out about two and half thousand Jewish children, who would have probably ended up being killed by the Nazis.

Indeed Irena was herself nearly executed. In 1943 Sendler was arrested by the Gestapo, severely tortured, and sentenced to death. Żegota – the Council to Aid Jews –  saved her by bribing German guards on the way to her execution. She was left in the woods, unconscious and with broken arms and legs. She was listed on public bulletin boards as among those executed.

For the remainder of the war, she lived in hiding, but continued her work for the Jewish children. After the war, she dug up the jars containing the children’s identities and attempted to find the children and return them to their parents. However, almost all of their parents had been killed at the Treblinka extermination camp or had gone missing otherwise.

The email I received got some of this correct, some of it incorrect:

Irena Sendler – who recently died at 98 years of age, was a 2007 Nobel Peace Prize Nominee;

During WWII, Irena was given permission to work in the Warsaw Ghetto, as a plumbing/sewer specialist.  She had an ulterior motive.

Being German, Irena knew what the Nazi plan was for Jews.

Irena smuggled out infants in the bottom of a tool box she carried in the back of her truck.  She used a burlap sack for bigger children.

She also had a dog in the back that she trained to bark when Nazi soldiers let her in and out of the ghetto.  The soldiers wanted nothing to do with her dog.  The barking covered noises of the infants and children.

Irena managed to smuggle out and save 2500 infants and children, before she was caught!  The Nazi’s broke both her legs and arms, and beat her severely.

Irena kept a record in a jar buried under a tree in her back yard of all the children she smuggled out.

After the war, she tried to locate all parents that may have survived to reunite families, but most had been gassed.

The children she could not reunite were placed with foster families or adopted.

Irena was nominated for the 2008 Nobel Peace Prize.

She was not selected.

Al Gore won for a slide show on Global Warming!!!!????.

Help send this email around the world so that this ‘noble’ lady is remembered for her bravery.

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Jun 26 2009

Why Farrah Fawcett’s death is sadder than Jacko’s

Farrah Fawcett

Farrah Fawcett

I’m heartbroken. There is no other word to describe it. Last night I learned of the death of the single most iconic figure in my pantheon of entertainment deities. Someone who seemed to epitomise an era, someone whose picture adorned a billion bedroom walls, and someone whose face was the model for so many young girls. We’re not talking Michael Jackson here; I’m referring to Farrah Fawcett, the most angelic of Charlie’s Angels.

In the seventies, Farrah Fawcett appeared in every newspaper, every day. She made Charlie’s Angels a must-see TV program, the famous picture of her in a red bathing suit sold millions of copies and was the subject of even more boyish fantasies. She WAS the dream girl.

My mate Mark used to date women on the basis of how much they looked like FF. He never got higher than a seven, but his search went on – tirelessly, relentlessly – in clubs, in pubs, and dating agencies. I lost touch with Mark a few years ago, but I’m sure he’s feeling the pain today. I recall one occasion, he met this girl… let’s call her Sarah to avoid embarrassment… she had all the attributes: the toothy grin, a smooth tan, long legs, the big hair, blue eyes. A result, I thought. Next thing I know, Mark is down the pub. “Where’s Sarah?”. Dumped. Gone. “Why?” Apparently she was a bit whiffy down there and Farrah obviously smelled of roses. She dropped from a nine to a six in seven minutes forty-five seconds. Perfection is a hard act to follow.

Farrah Fawcett

Farrah Fawcett

Roll the clock on to 2006 and we learn that the perfect woman had anal cancer, the tumour was removed and sessions of chemo and radiotherapy followed. It was to no avail and despite a mad dash to Germany for aggressive treatment; Farrah died yesterday, her once full mane the victim of the noxious chemicals designed, yet failing, to help her live, and a small bit of me went with her. Well, it probably went to the laundry with my nineteen-seventy sheets, but hey, who’s arguing now?

RIP Farrah Fawcett, as girls next door go, you were a complete failure: neither you nor anyone like you ever moved into my neighbourhood. If there ever was someone who deserved the epitaph “Simply the best”, you were it. You were that and more and I’ll miss you loads, but not as much as Mark. His aim was crap.

Obituary: Fawcett, best known for her role in television series ”Charlies Angels,” died after a long battle with cancer, her long-time companion Ryan ONeal said. She was 62. Fawcett died in hospital surrounded by friends and family shortly before 9:30 am (1630 GMT).

In the early 1960s, she was voted the “Beautiful Woman” by her high school colleagues. In the late 1960s, she had her first break in guest-starring roles in shows such as “I Dream of Jeannie” (1965), “The Flying Nun” (1967) and “The Partridge Family” (1970). Then, in 1968, she dated actor Lee Majors, and the couple were married on July 28, 1973. Shortly after, Majors starred in his series “The Six Million Dollar Man” (1974) and Farrah guest-starred in four episodes. As her career took off, she posed in her red bathing suit for a poster, and it sold a staggering 8,000,000 plus copies.

After the poster was released, producers Aaron Spelling and Leonard Goldberg starred her in the Crime/Drama Megahit show “Charlie’s Angels” (1976). Farrah received a paycheck for $10,000 an episode, and when it started to take off, Majors wanted her home by 6:30 pm to have dinner on the table. Farrah felt dissatisfied about both her contract and her paycheck. Then, in 1977, after the first season wrapped, she abruptly left the series. Shortly there after, the departure resulted in a lawsuit with the producers of the series. Finally, she agreed to return to the series in guest spots for six episodes: three in the 1978-79 season, and the other three in the 1979-80 season. In late 1979, Fawcett and Majors had separated, and, since there was no reconciliation in sight, they were divorced in 1980. Farrah dated ‘Ryan O’Neal’ from 1980-1997. Then, in 1998, Farrah was severely injured by James Orr, after she had spurned his proposal of marriage.

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Jun 21 2009

Do we need “i” before “e”?

The spelling mantra that generations of schoolchildren have learned — “i before e, except after c”, is being abandoned in the UK. New British government guidance tells teachers not to pass on the rule to students, because there are too many exceptions.

The “Support For Spelling” document, which is being sent to thousands of primary schools, says the rule “is not worth teaching” because it doesn’t account for words like ‘sufficient,’ ‘veil’ and ‘their.’

Jack Bovill of the Spelling Society, which advocates simplified spelling, said Saturday he agreed with the decision, but supporters say the ditty has value because it is one of the few language rules that most people remember.

The thing is: the full mnemonic is rarely taught and in fact the ditty is much longer:  “I before E except after C or when sounded as A as in ‘neighbour’ and ‘weigh.’” This is a much more comprehensive rule and while there are still exceptions, they are usually grounded in good historical reasons like, of course, it still doesn’t cover “sufficient”. This is because it is technically different: using the original pronunciation, the i and e form separate syllables, and so are pronounced suffish-ee-ent.

The trouble with and glory of English is that it very difficult to codify. Creating spelling mnemonics is all well and good if you can remember them. I listened to a debate on the radio about this yesterday. They reminded me of how I learned to spell necessary with: “1 Collar but 2 Socks”, and diarrhoea: Dining In A Rough Restaurant: Hurry, Otherwise Expect Accidents. However the latter is completely different to the way Americans spell “diarrhea”, and more of them speak English, than errmmmm…. English people. Continue reading

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Jun 15 2009

How to create an unbreakable password

EncryptionJay sat in my living room sipping his cooling cup of tea. Had we passed in the street I would probably not recognised the tall, almost gangly, bespectacled figure, his loose blue cotton shirt flapping around him like the sails of an improbable yacht, mast thin legs striding in that peculiarly purposeful way that spoke of pursuit rather than destination.  This should not surprise me, for we had not seen each other in thirty years. When he left University, the proud bearer of a stellar first class honours degree in really hard maths, in contrast to my lucky second, our paths diverged – he went to Harvard, completed a PhD in even harder maths, then secured tenure and has been there ever since.  I messed around for twenty years thinking about doing a Masters. Now here he was, sitting on my chair, asking a favour.

Jay’s brother had a different perspective on academia. While no less brilliant than his older brother, in fact I’m inclined to say he is the bright one in the family, Patrick could not care less about achievements. He disappeared to the Far East, and spends his time writing weird things to even weirder publications. A few years ago, Pat emailed me with contact details, he found me via an old blog I had and chose me presumably because I could be trusted not to broadcast his whereabouts unless it was absolutely necessary. It was. Their mum is ill, perhaps terminally.

Fortunately, I keep my emails. Thank you, Gmail. Equally fortunately, I had mentioned in passing at a family get together, that I had heard from Patrick. This filtered through our convoluted grapevine back to Jay and he filed it away for come the day.

The day came, and so did he: knocking at my door. Continue reading

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