You have probably read pithy quotes from famous people some time in your life. You can’t avoid them on the internet - they’re everywhere - Facebook, forums, the Usenet, Google to name a few. These are mine and as far as I can tell, they ARE original.
June 2008: A man who has no problems IS the problem

I don’t really subscribe to conspiracy theories. I’m much more a proof of the pudding type of guy. Although, in my darkest moments, paranoia has been known to rear its ugly head. This usually happens when I find micro-transmitters hidden in the light sockets. My neighbour tells me it’s pretty normal stuff for our area and it is only the District Council looking for evidence of non-compliance with the green bag scheme. He’s a good guy my neighbour, although I’m not sure about his name. I (...)