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The English invasion

by Marrick on February 4, 2011

The English decided to invade Wales. The army had just crossed the border and came to the first forest when they heard a voice shout: "One Welshman is worth two Englishmen".

The army commander couldn##Q##t resist the challenge and promptly sent two men into the forest. After 10 minutes the voice shouted: "One Welshman is worth ten Englishmen".

The army commander again couldn##Q##t resist the challenge and promptly sent ten men into the forest. After 10 minutes the voice again shouted: "One Welshman is worth 100 Englishmen".

The army commander was now getting angry and sent two hundred men into the forest. After 10 minutes the voice shouted: "One Welshman is worth an English regiment".

The army commander now really angry sent in one of his regiments. After 10 minutes one of the English emerged from the forest bleeding and dying, and with his last breath he told the army commander…

"It##Q##s a trap!.. there##Q##s TWO of them in there!

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